3 drunk guys entered a taxi. the driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine,turn it off again and said "We reached your destination" The first guy gave him money,the second guy said "thank you" then gave him money too,while the third guy slapped the taxi driver,the driver was shocked thinking the third guy knew what he did,the driver asked "What was that for?". A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.". A drunk driver is being interrogated. Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top. Driver: I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water.. Detective: Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.
The driver wants to switch lanes and tells the passenger: Can you look if there any car is coming The passenger turns and looks back and says: No there's no car coming. Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. Driver turns to passenger and screams: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CAR!!!. A drunk driver is being interrogated. Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top. Driver: I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water.. Detective: Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated. Get ready for a hand picked bunch funny car jokes and great driving jokes cleverly disguised as driving safety tips: No. 1 of the 10 Funniest Car Driving Tips The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
An arsenal of funny but clean, work-appropriate jokes can help boost morale on the job. And that's how I lost my job as a bus driver. These un-fore-gettable golf puns, one-liners and jokes will have you “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain. Minnie Driver. Jim Pietsch in The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book. 14 / Relive the history of the world in dumb jokes. /
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